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Festivals - a survival guide

Posted Thursday 8 July 2010

A guest post from Zarathustra

The festival season is in full swing at the moment. We've already had Download and Glastonbury. Still to come are Latitude, WOMAD, Reading, Leeds, Creamfields, V, Bestival and many others. I love festivals, but they’re a physically and mentally demanding affair. Alcohol, sleep deprivation, bad food, sunburn and being on your feet for long periods can all take their toll. I understand that there may also be a toll taken from certain acts of amateur pharmacology, but I’m sure you lot are clean-living and wouldn’t know about that.

There’s also a number of psychological stressors – crowds, queues, noise. Hence, if you have a mental health problem, there’s a few common-sense tips that might come in handy to stay out of trouble while at a festival. Thanks to Into The System and Kankurette for providing some of these tips.

1. Consider your festival options. All festivals can be stressful, but some are more stressful than others. Glastonbury, with its enormous site and vast crowds, can be particularly high-stress. Reading and Leeds, while not as huge, still have very large crowds, including a lot of drunk, obnoxious teenagers, and the traditional end-of-festival riots are hardly calming. But these aren't your only options. In recent years there's been an explosion of smaller festivals. Some of these, such as Bestival and Shambala, have won considerable praise for their fun atmosphere and eclectic lineups. The crowds aren't as massive, and it's a lot easier to get back to your tent if you're starting to feel overwhelmed.

2. Try to avoid getting blatted. My advice if you have a mental health problem would be to only drink sensible quantities of alcohol, and avoid illicit drugs altogether. However, I’ve spent long enough as a CPN to get used to the experience of people not taking my advice. If you must indulge, try to use a dealer you know and trust – that pill some bloke on the festival site sold you could be anything from Vitamin C to elephant laxative. Avoid mixing substances. I had fun a while back trying to calm down a panicking girl who’d had a cocktail of alcohol, weed and pills and was now convinced her teeth were falling out.

3. Maintain your sleep levels. This is easier said than done. It’s no mean feat getting a good night’s kip when you’re in a cold tent in Brown Camp at the Reading Festival, a bunch of numpties are out on the roadway crashing shopping trolleys into each other and another Mexican-wave shout of “BOLLOCKS” has just swept across the festival site (why do they do that? It wasn’t funny in 2003 and it still isn’t funny now.) In between bands, schedule some power-naps for an hour or so mid-afternoon. To prevent your tent becoming too hot for power-napping in the daytime, bring some tin-foil blankets to the festival and tape them over your tent to reflect the heat.

4. Consume plenty of water and calories All that walking and dancing will cause you to sweat a lot of fluid and expend a lot of calories, so you need to replace these. If it's a hot day, carry a water bottle and refill it regularly from the water points. Eat plenty of carbs. If you have an eating disorder and find it difficult to increase calorie input or limit physical activity, watch out for signs of exhaustion.

5. Don't forget your medication Take spare meds and store it at one of the lockups or at the medical centre. There will be medication storage facilities at the medical point or in the disabled camping field. If you have any medication that you take as-and-when required, keep it on you at all times. For some of these, such as diazepam, it may be advisable to keep it in the packet with the prescription label on it, to avoid over-zealous attention from security staff.

6. Know your triggers, and act accordingly. Crowds, noise, having someone behind you – if those are the sort of things that give you a panic attack, maybe being on the barrier with a crowd of 20,000 behind you is not the best place to be. Sometimes there are ways to approach a stage without getting swamped by the crowd – try approaching from the sides rather than going through the middle. Failing that, stand back and watch the show on one of the video screens.

7. Know where your friends are, and keep your mobile phone charged. You need to keep in contact with your mates, so at some point in the festival, you’ll probably need to head to a mobile phone charging point. Queueing for an hour to charge your phone with a silly bike-pedalling machine might not be what you came to the festival for, but it’s a sensible precaution and it’ll give you something to do while N-Dubz are playing. Alternatively, invest in a solar or wind-up mobile phone charger, available from camping shops. As a flip-side to this point...

8. Don’t be afraid to say no to your friends. They might want to head down into the mosh pit during The Prodigy, but if you’re not feeling good and don’t want to, this is not advised. You could get stuck there and have a panic attack pretty quickly. Stay on the edge of the crowd, maybe find yourself a seat or a bench and agree to meet your friends back there at the end. This also goes for peer pressure on the drink/drug front. Know when to say no more.

9. Look for quiet areas that you can escape to for a chill-out and get your head back together. A place of (relative) peace and quiet that you can nip out to if it’s all getting too much is another thing that sounds easier said than done, but they do exist. Try the Green Fields at Glastonbury, the ActionAid tent at Reading, the woods at Bestival.

10. Only fools and horses take Ketamine. Seriously, whoever was it that thought, “Hmmm, this is a veterinary tranquilizer they give to horses. So clearly it’ll be an enjoyable experience if I swallow it”? I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who said they found Ketamine pleasurable, and if you can walk through a festival crowd and find people wearing t-shirts declaring what a bollocks drug it is, then it’s definitely one to avoid. Just say neigh.

11. Know what support facilities are onsite. Festival Medical Services, who supply the medics for Glasto and Reading, provide a mental health team of psychiatrists, mental health nurses and substance abuse specialists. In addition, festivals will usually have a welfare point that you can go to for help. Samaritans will be on site at big festivals. They are always next to the Orange Chill and Charge tent at Glastonbury. They have a little tent and they are always happy to listen if you’re struggling. If you receive DLA (probably only mid/high rates, although not necessarily), you may be entitled to register for the disabled facilities, including a PA (carer’s) ticket. You will usually need to apply a long way in advance and will have to explain what things you may have difficulties with and why you need support. You will need to provide your latest DLA letter, which states why you are awarded the level you are on. It can also be possible to get access to the disabled viewing platforms if you have anxiety problems

12. If in trouble, approach a steward. If you can feel yourself going into crisis, and you don’t think you can make it to the medical tent or welfare point, then go to a steward and explain your situation to them. It’s their role to keep punters happy and safe, and they’ll be able to radio some help for you or get you to the medics or welfare. If you're attending the festival as a steward, it might be helpful to tell your employer any mental health issues you may have in case you’re asked to do any work that could be considered potentially triggering, such as having to stand in the middle of a dense crowd. Also, be on the lookout for awkward punters. During the day they’re generally OK, but as the day progresses people get drunker and more and more irritating. It might be helpful to ensure you always have another person with you so you’re not having to cope on your own. Dealing with lots of people and queries can be stressful and exhausting.

13. Don't watch Paramore at Reading/Leeds Because they suck.

Zarathustra, Mental Nurse

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10 Comments

  • Teresa replied on 8 Jul 2010 at 18:08

    I'd just like to say thanks for this light hearted blog, i'm going to my first festival in a couple of weeks and although excited, apprehension is building about peer pressure and possibly having crises when i'm there as regards some of the situations. I struggle to meet new people, so it will be a mind field, but i'm sure i'll remember at least two or three of your candid advice snippets along my way...:)

  • Claire replied on 11 Jul 2010 at 19:42

    This really made me smile. I have Borderline Personality Disorder and Depression and oddly enough the only time I feel anything close to "normal" and "okay" is when I'm at a gig, so much so my psychiatrist keeps asking me when my next gig is! I love metal.

    I would add that wear clothing suited to the outdoors and is comfortable - only posers totter about in high heels at festivals. Wear sturdy footwear - getting your feet crushed is not fun and get one of those little cags in a bag to put in your bag in case it decides to rain. Amazon sell them. Yes, they even come in black ;)

    Girls - forget tons of warpaint. Waterproof mascara and eyeliner are your friends. Keep it simple.

    You can survive the gnarly portaloos by taking some packets of tissues and for God's sake - DO NOT LOOK DOWN.

    I would expand on the eating well bit by using your nose. If a burger van smells bad, the burgers are going to be gash, no matter how much tomato sauce you drown them in. There is always a reasonably priced option available, if you look for it. God bless the stall that sold cups of tea for £1 at Download in 2008 and had nice benches to sit on. Good if you need a moment to collect yourself.

    And - if you go to Sonisphere and don't enjoy Iron Maiden then my friend you really do have problems :D If someone knows how to get gig tickets on the NHS please tell me....

  • Norton Gunthorpe replied on 13 Jul 2010 at 10:15

    That's the first time I've been told to put the tin-foil on my tent.

  • Vickipper replied on 13 Jul 2010 at 16:31

    Possibly my fave ever blog on the Mind site.... Although I was part of the 'boll&cks' wave of 2003 at Reading and I personally found it hilarious (though that may have had more to do with how much Strongbow I'd consumed...)

    Cracking realistic practical advice Z, keep it up....

  • Zarathustra replied on 14 Jul 2010 at 09:47

    @Norton

    Trust me on the tin foil thing. It'll reflect sunlight away from your tent, keeping it cool during the day. It'll also keep it warm during the night by trapping heat rising from the ground.

  • agored replied on 15 Jul 2010 at 10:04

    Thanks Zarathustra, your advice is helping already, and it's weeks away :)

  • Lucas Fenix replied on 16 Jul 2010 at 13:33

    I loved this blog, perfectly serious and perfectly humerous.

    Paramore aren't that bad though. ;)

  • illiterate replied on 16 Jul 2010 at 17:18

    If only evolution would bring us some rational and understanding people within the mental health services instead of them rising above thinking they know best. Piffle!!!!

  • Zarathustra replied on 20 Jul 2010 at 09:41

    With all due respect Illiterate, are you saying this is "piffle" purely because it's written by a mental health professional, rather than because of any of the actual content?

    For the record, this was written with input from two service users, both of whom are festival-goers like myself.

  • Natalie replied on 2 Aug 2010 at 12:52

    Like Claire, I love going to gigs, but I'm also really badly triggered by being around lots of people. This is a fantastic article, thanks so much for the advice Zarathustra!

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